Things Hippies want to blame on global warming

[I found this list on "America's Right" blog. I was both stunned and bemused that there was actually an article associated to each item. To read the articles, go to www.americasright.com]

Things Hippies want to blame on global warming


ACNE
AGRICULTURAL LAND INCREASE
AFGHAN POPPIES DESTROYED
AFRICA DEVASTATED
AFRICAN AID THREATENED
AFRICA, CONTINENT OF CONFLICT
AGGRESSIVE WEEDS
AIR PRESSURE CHANGES
ALASKA RESHAPED
ALLERGIES INCREASE
ALPS ARE MELTING
AMAZON WILL TURN TO DESERT
AMERICAN DREAM AT END
AMPHIBIAN BREEDING PATTERNS
ANAPHYLACTIC REACTIONS (BEES)
ANCIENT FORESTS CHANGED
ANIMALS HEAD FOR HILLS
ANTARCTIC GRASS FLOURISHING
ANTARCTIC ICE GROWTH
ANTARCTIC ICE SHRINKS
ANTARCTIC SEA LIFE AT RISK
ANXIETY TREATMENT
ALGAE BLOOM FORMATIONS
ARCHAEOLOGICAL SITES AT RISK
ARCTIC BOGS ARE MELTING
ARCTIC IN BLOOM
ARCTIC ICE FREE
ARCTIC LAKES ARE DISAPPEARING
ARCTIC TUNDRA WILL BURN
ATLANTIC OCEAN LESS SALTY
ATLANTIC OCEAN MORE SALTY
ATMOSPHERIC CHANGES
ATTACK OF THE KILLER JELLYFISH
AVALANCHES NOT AS COMMON
AVALANCHES MORE COMMON
BAGHDAD SNOW
BAHRAIN UNDER WATER
BANANAS GROW WILD
BEER SHORTAGE (yikes!)
BEETLE INFESTATION
BET FOR $10,000
BETTER BEER (yay!)
BIG MELT COMING FASTER
BILLION-DOLLAR RESEARCH PROJECTS
BILLIONS FACE RISK
BILLIONS OF DEATHS
BIRD DISTRIBUTION CHANGES
BIRD VISITORS DECREASED
BIRDS ARE CONFUSED
BIRDS RETURN EARLY
BIRDS DRIVEN NORTH
BITTERN BOOM ENDS
BLACKBIRDS STOP SINGING
BLIZZARDS
BLUE MUSSELS RETURN
BLUE TONGUE
BRAINS SHRINK
BRIDGE COLLAPSE (MINN.)
BRITAIN SIBERIAN
BRITISH GARDENS ARE CHANGING
BROTHELS STRUGGLE
BROWN IRELAND
BUBONIC PLAGUE
BUDGET INCREASES
BUDDHIST TEMPLE THREATENED
BUILDING COLLAPSE
BUILDING SEASON EXTENSION
BRUSH FIRES
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES
BUSINESS RISKS
BUTTERFLIES MOVE NORTH
CAMELS ARE DYING
CANCER DEATHS IN ENGLAND
CANNIBALISM IN THIRTY YEARS
CATARACTS
CATERPILLAR BIOMASS SHIFT
CAVE PAINTINGS THREATENED
CHILDHOOD INSOMNIA
CHOLERA
CIRCUMCISION IN DECLINE
CIRRUS DISAPPEARANCE
CIVIL UNREST
CLOUD INCREASE
CLOUD STRIPPING
COCKROACH MIGRATION
COFFEE CROP THREATENED
COLD CLIMATE CREATURES SURVIVE
COLD SPELLS IN AUSTRALIA
COLD WEATHER TREND IN INDIA
COMPUTER MODELS
CONFERENCES INCREASE
CONFLICT
CONFLICT WITH RUSSIA
CONSUMERS FOOT THE BILL
CORAL BLEACHING
CORAL REEFS ARE DYING
CORAL REEFS ARE GROWING
CORAL REEFS SHRINK
COST OF TRILLIONS
COUGAR ATTACKS ON THE RISE
CRADLE OF CIVILZATION THREATENED
CRIME ON THE RISE
CROCODILE GENDER SHIFTS
CROPS DEVASTATED
CRUMBING ROADS & SEWER SYSTEMS
CURRICULUM CHANGES
CYCLONES IN AUSTRALIA
DANGER TO CHILDREN'S HEALTH
DARFUR
DARTFORD WARBLER PLAGUE
DEATH RATE INCREASE IN U.S.
DENGUE HEMORRHAGIC FEVER
DEPRESSION
DESERT ADVANCES
DESERT RETREATS
DESTRUCTION OF THE EARTH
DISAPPEARANCE OF COASTAL CITIES
DISEASES MOVE NORTH
DOLOMITES COLLAPSE
DROUGHT
DUCKS AND GEESE DECLINE
DUST BOWL IN THE CORN BELT
EARLY MARRIAGES
EARLY SPRING
EARLIER POLLEN SEASON
EARTH BIODIVERSITY CRISIS
EARTH DYING
EARTH EVEN HOTTER
EARTH LIGHT DIMMING
EARTH LOPSIDED
EARTH MELTING
EARTH'S MORBID FEVER
EARTH ON FAST TRACK
EARTH PAST POINT OF NO RETURN
EARTH SLOWING DOWN
EARTH SPINNING FASTER
EARTH TO EXPLODE
EARTH UPSIDE DOWN
EARTH IS WOBBLING
EARTHQUAKES
EL NINO INTENSIFICATION
END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT
EROSION
EMERGING INFECTIONS
ENCEPHALITIS
ENGLISH VILLAGES LOST
EQUALITY THREATENED
EUROPE BOTH BAKING AND FREEZING
EUTROPHICATION
EVOLUTION IS ACCELERATING
EXPANDING UNIV. CLIMATE GROUPS
EXTINCTION -- THE HUMAN RACE
EXTINCTION -- CIVILIZATIONS
EXTINCTION -- LOGIC
EXTINCTION -- INUIT AFFECTED
EXTINCTION -- SMALLEST BUTTERFLY
EXTINCTION -- COD
EXTINCTION -- LADYBIRDS
EXTINCTION -- PIKAS
EXTINCTION -- POLAR BEARS
EXTINCTION -- GORILLAS
EXTINCTION -- WALRUS
EXTINCTION -- WHALES
EXTINCTION -- FROGS
EXTINCTION -- TOADS
EXTINCTION -- PLANTS
EXTINCTION -- SALMON
EXTINCTION -- TROUT
EXTINCTION -- WILDFLOWERS
EXTINCTION -- WOODLICE
EXTINCTION -- PENGUINS
EXTINCTION -- A MILLION SPECIES
EXTINCTION -- 1/2 ANIMALS, PLANTS
EXTINCTION -- MOUNTAIN SPECIES
EXTINCTION -- NOT POLAR BEARS
EXTINCTION -- BARRIER REEF
EXTINCTION -- LEECHES
EXPERTS MUZZLED
EXTREME CHANGES TO CALIFORNIA
FADING FALL FOLIAGE
FAINTING
FAMINE
FARMERS GO BANKRUPT
FASHION DISASTERS
FEVER
FIGUREHEAD SACKED
FIR CONE BONANZA
FISH CATCHES DECLINE
FISH DOWNSIZE
FISH CATCHES INCREASE
FISH DEAFNESS
FISH GET LOST
FISH STOCKS AT RISK
FISH STOCKS DECLINE
FIVE MILLION ILLNESSES
FLESH-EATING DISEASE
FLOOD PATTERNS CHANGE
FLOODS
FLOODS OF BEACHES AND CITIES
FLOOD OF MIGRANTS
FLOOD PREPARATION FOR CRISIS
FLORIDA ECONOMIC DECLINE
FLOWERS IN PERIL
FOOD POISONING
FOOD PRICES RISE
FOOD PRICES SOAR
FOOD SECURITY THREAT
FOOTPATH EROSION
FORESTS IN DECLINE
FORESTS ARE EXPANDING
FROG WITH MULTIPLE HEADS
FROSTBITE
FROST DAMAGE INCREASED
FROSTS
FUNGI FRUITFUL
FUNGI INVASION
GAMES CHANGE
GARDEN OF EDEN WILTS
GENETIC DIVERSITY DECLINE
GENE POOLS SLASHED
GIANT OYSTERS INVADE
GIANT PYTHONS INVADE
GIANT SQUID MIGRATE
GINGERBREAD HOUSES COLLAPSE
GLACIAL EARTHQUAKES
GLACIAL RETREAT
GLACIAL GROWTH
GLACIER WRAPPED
GLOBAL COOLING
GLOBAL DIMMING
GLOWING CLOUDS
GOD MELTS
GOLF -- MASTERS WRECKED
GORE OMNIPRESENCE
GRANDSTANDING
GRASSLANDS WETTER
GREAT BARRIER REEF 95% DEAD
GREAT LAKES DROP
GREENING OF THE NORTH
GREY WHALES LOSE WEIGHT
GULF STREAM FAILURE
HABITAT LOSS
HANTAVIRUS PULMONARY SYNDROME
HARMFUL ALGAE
HARVEST INCREASE
HARVEST DECREASE
HAY FEVER EPIDEMIC
HEALTH AFFECTED
HEALTH OF CHILDREN HARMED
HEART DISEASE
HEART ATTACKS AND STROKES
HEAT WAVES
HIBERNATION PATTERNS AFFECTED
HIBERNATION ENDS TOO SOON
HIBERNATION ENDS TOO LATE
HOMELESS BOOM TO FIFTY MILLION
HORNETS
HIGH COURT DEBATES
HUMAN DEVELOPMENT REVERSAL
HUMAN FERTILITY REDUCED
HUMAN HEALTH IMPROVEMENT
HUMAN HEALTH RISK
HUMAN RACE OBLIVION
HURRICANES IN GENERAL
HURRICANE REDUCTION
HYDROPOWER PROBLEMS
HYPERTHERMIA DEATHS
ICE SHEET GROWTH
ICE SHEET SHRINKAGE
ICE SHELF COLLAPSE
ILLNESS AND DEATH
INCLEMENT WEATHER
INDIA DROWNING
INFRASTRUCTURE FAILURE (CANADA)
INDUSTRY THREATENED
INFECTIOUS DISEASES
INFLATION IN CHINA
INSECT EXPLOSION
INSURANCE PREMIUMS ON THE RISE
INUIT DISPLACEMENT
INUIT POISONED
INUIT TAKE LEGAL ACTION
INVASION OF CATS
INVASION OF HERONS
INVASION OF JELLYFISH
INVASION OF MIDGES
ISLAND DISAPPEARS
ISLANDS SINKING
ITCHIER POISON IVY
JELLYFISH EXPLOSION
JETS FALL FROM SKY
KEW GARDENS TAXED
KIDNEY STONES
KILLING US
KITTEN BOOM
KRILL DECLINE
LAKE, STREAM PRODUCTIVITY DOWN
LAKE EMPTIES
LAKE SHRINKING AND GROWING
LANDSLIDES
LANDSLIDES OF ICE AT 140 MPH
LAWSUITS ON THE RISE
LAWSUITS SUCCESSFUL
LAWYERS' INCOME INCREASED
LIVES SAVED
LOCH NESS MONSTER DEAD
LUSH GROWTH IN RAIN FORESTS
MALARIA
MAMMOTH DUNG MELT
MAPLE PRODUCTION UP
MAPLE SYRUP SHORTAGE
MARINE DISEASES
MARINE FOOD CHAIN DECIMATED
MEACHING
MEDITERRANEAN RISES
MEGACRYOMETEORS
MELANOMA
METHANE EMISSIONS FROM PLANTS
METHANE BURPS
METHANE RUNAWAY
MELTING PERMAFROST
MIDDLE KINGDOM CONVULSES
MIGRATION
MIGRATION DIFFICULT FOR BIRDS
MIGRATORY BIRDS HUGE LOSSES
MICROBES DECOMPOSE SOIL QUICKER
MINORITIES HIT
MONKEYS ON THE MOVE
MONT BLANC GROWS
MONUMENTS IN PERIL
MOOSE ARE DYING
MORE BAD AIR DAYS
MORE RESEARCH NEEDED
MORTALITY INCREASED
MOUNT EVEREST SHRINKING
MOUNTAINS BREAK UP
MOUNTAINS MELTING
MOUNTAINS TALLER
MORTALITY DECREASED
NATIONAL SECURITY IMPLICATIONS
NATURAL DISASTERS QUADRUPLE
NEW ISLANDS
NEXT ICE AGE
NFL THREATENED
NILE DELTA DAMAGED
NOCTILUCENT CLOUDS
NO EFFECT IN INDIA
NORTHWEST PASSAGE OPENED
NUCLEAR PLANTS BLOOM
OAKS DYING
OAKS MOVE NORTH
OCEAN ACIDIFICATION
OCEAN DESERTS EXPAND
OCEAN WAVES SPEED UP
OPERA HOUSE TO BE DESTROYED
OUTDOOR HOCKEY THREATENED
OZONE REPAIR SLOWED
OZONE ON THE RISE
PACIFIC DEAD ZONE
PERSONAL CARBON RATIONING
PEST OUTBREAKS
PESTS INCREASE
PHENOLOGY SHIFTS
PLANKTON BLOOMS
PLANKTON DESTABILIZED
PLANKTON LOSS
PLANT VIRUSES
PLANTS MARCH NORTH
POLAR BEARS AGGRESSIVE
POLAR BEARS CANNIBALISTIC
POLAR BEARS DROWNING
POLAR BEAR STARVATION
POLAR TOURS SCRAPPED
POPCORN RISE
PORPOISE ASTRAY
PROFITS COLLAPSE
PSYCHIATRIC ILLNESS
PUFFIN NUMBERS DECLINE
RAILROAD TRACKS DEFORMED
RAINFALL INCREASE
RAPE WAVE
REFUGEES
RELEASE OF ANCIENT FROZEN VIRUSES
RESORTS DISAPPEAR
RICE THREATENED
RICE YIELDS CRASH
RIFT ON CAPITOL HILL
RIOTING AND NUCLEAR WAR
RIVER FLOW IMPACTED
RIVERS RAISED
ROADS WEAR OUT
ROBINS RAMPANT
ROCKY PEAKS CRACK APART
ROOF OF THE WORLD A DESERT
ROOFTOP BARS
ROSS RIVER DISEASE
RUINS RUINED
SALINITY REDUCTION,
SALINITY INCREASE
SALMONELLA
SATELLITES ACCELERATE
SCHOOL CLOSURES
SEA LEVELS RISE
SEA LEVEL RISE FASTER
SEALS MATING MORE
SEWER BILLS RISE
SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS
SEX CHANGE
SHARKS BOOMING
SHARKS MOVING NORTH
SHEEP SHRINK
SHOP CLOSURES
SHORT-NOSED DOGS ENDANGERED
SHRINKING PONDS
SHRINKING SHRINE
SKI RESORTS THREATENED
SKIN CANCER
SLOW DEATH
SMALLER BRAINS
SMOG
SNOWFALL INCREASE
SNOWFALL HEAVY
SNOWFALL REDUCTION
SOARING FOOD PRICES
SOCIETAL COLLAPSE
SONGBIRDS CHANGE EATING HABITS
SOUR GRAPES
SPACE PROBLEM
SPECTACULAR ORCHIDS
SPIDERS INVADE SCOTLAND
SQUID POPULATION EXPLOSION
SQUIRRELS REPRODUCE EARLIER
STORMS ARE WETTER
STORMWATER DRAINS STRESSED
STREET CRIME TO INCREASE
SUBSIDENCE
SUICIDE
SWORDFISH IN THE BALTIC
TABASCO TRAGEDY
TAXES
TECTONIC PLATE MOVEMENT
TEENAGE DRINKING
TERRORISM
THREAT TO PEACE
TICKS MOVE NORTH TO SWEDEN
TIDES RISE
TORNADO OUTBREAK
TOURISM INCREASE
TRADE BARRIERS
TRADE WINDS WEAKENED
TRANSPORTATION THREATENED
TREE FOLIAGE INCREASE
TREE GROWTH SLOWED
TREES COULD RETURN TO ANTARCTIC
TREES IN TROUBLE
TREES LESS COLORFUL
TREES MORE COLORFUL
TREES LUSH,
TROPICS EXPANSION
TROPOPAUSE RAISED
TRUFFLE SHORTAGE
TURTLES CRASH
TURTLES LAY EGGS EARLIER
U.K. COASTAL IMPACT
U.K. KATRINA
VAMPIRE MOTHS
VENICE FLOODED
VOLCANIC ERUPTIONS
WALRUS PUPS ORPHANED
WAR
WARS OVER WATER
WARS SPARKED
WARS THREATEN BILLIONS
WATER BILLS DOUBLE
WATER SUPPLY UNRELIABILITY
WATER SCARCITY
WATER STRESS
WEATHER GONE WILD
WEATHER PATTERNS INCONSISTENT
WEEDS
WESTERN AID CANCELED OUT
WEST NILE FEVER
WHALES MOVE NORTH
WHEAT YIELDS CRUSHED IN AUSTRALIA
WILDFIRES
WIND SHIFT
WIND REDUCED
WINE -- AUSTRALIAN PROBLEMS
WINE -- CALIF. INDUSTRY DAMAGE
WINE -- U.S. INDUSTRY DISASTER
WINE -- MORE ENGLISH
WINE -- GERMAN BUSINESS BOOMING
WINE -- NO MORE FROM FRANCE
WINE -- NAPA PASSE
WINTERS COLDER IN U.K.
WINTER DEAD IN U.K.
WITCHCRAFT EXECUTIONS
WOLVES ARE EATING MORE MOOSE
WOLVES ARE EATING LESS
WORKERS LAID OFF
WORLD AT WAR
WORLD BANKRUPTCY
WORLD IN CRISIS
WORLD IN FLAMES
YELLOW FEVER